Has anyone received any spam lately???

This is just a glimps of what's in my hotmail account. There's no way of stopping it so we might as well laugh...

Keep Your Penis Erect up to 45 Minutes! `mars...
- Well this should solve my problem!
Guaranteed Herbal Formula Will ENLARGE Your.....
- Enlarge my what????
Lower Blood Pressure and Improve Cholest...
- Not sending me this spam would make me a lot healthier too though.
Garden Ideas
- I live in the city !!! .... A garden would be nice though... Maybe they know how i can have one inside the house!!! now that might be cool! lol
Free Teen De-virginization Clip..Only 7 minut...
- As if I wanna see this
Hypnotize Women into bed wi...
- Ooh That's exactly what i needed ... tell me how!! tell me how!! right, sure... **rolls eyes**
Become her DREAM LOVER
- Do I really want to be???
I'll love you more if you stop going bald ......
- Aww how sweet!
ADD 4 INCHES & BE THE MAN WOMEN WANT!!
- I think I need a bit more work than that to become the MAN women want !

And this is the best one yet !
You'll be sorry if you delete this email
- ... **pretends to think for a bit**... WANNA BET ?!?!

This is just a small part of the spam I've been getting ... ridiculous if you really consider the titles though... if you try to be serious and consider every sender an honest and serious person... you'll have a hard time to keep a straight face.